With the whole Ines Sainz/New York Jets debacle getting uglier and uglier everyday, here at TRSP we wanted to have some fun with it. So for your viewing pleasure, here are 10 reasons why you can’t blame the New York Jets for wanting to put their sports all up in and around Miss Sainz.
Reason 10: (the rest are after the jump…can’t make it that easy)
Her ass is definitely in grad school.
Reason 9:
She wears this TO WORK...I love Latin America.
Reason 8:
There's nothing clever to say here.
Reason 7:
Like SportsCenters top-10 plays, the best one is always like #7
Reason 6:
This picture is top-2, but that damn logo distracts.
Reason 5:
I'd eat dog poop for a chance to poke her face.
Reason 4:
Gawtdamn Guhdgawd
Reason 3:
Her body is proof that God is a man.
Reason 2:
I'd do unholy things to hear her say "Ay Papi!"
Reason 1:
Look up at the sky and pretend to shake a salt shaker...pretty soon it'll taste salty. /boom roasted
Comments about the vile things you would do to Ines Sainz are welcome.
